... Our First Banana Summary: ... An’ a fella come walkin down through that train, had a basket in each hand, sayin’ “Apples, oranges, bananer’s! That is my all time favorite because I found my self in a similar situation once...24 stitches,the Rabies series and 30 years later I can finally laugh about it. And I ’s layin’ there thinkin’, I said ‘Do you reckon Sonny knows that Mama has moved this bed?’. (Miss-sip-peh) The country seat town was a small town: Volunteer fire department. We got him up out of the middle of the floor and lit the other lamp and we picked splinters outta him and dabbed Mecuricome on him till daylight. I was as scared of the dark as any man who ever lived. His complaint was that some animal rights activists were there to make sure the Rattlers were killed properly. ! Or as late country comedian Jerry Clower would say, "One bite would make a puppy pull a freight train." Caught that fast train. Red Skelton was the same way. I got a apple n a orange one Christmas, but I ain’t never ever seen or heard a no bananer.”, Marcel said “Hey fella, what’s ‘em bananers?”, Marcel said “Gimme two a them.” Woaarh! Not where you'd like them to be. Give the money to Uncle Vercy, and said “Sir, we love you, you are a hero.” Said, “Tell us, what are you going to buy with the 31 dollars?”, He said “The first thing I’m gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that truck!”. See more ideas about christian comedians, southern humor, jerry. I took one bite a mine and went stone blind.”. I have converted all my old Jerry Clower stuff to CD and get 1 out to give it a listen occasionally as I run my line. There's a train everyday, leaving either way... Link to post Share on other sites. Work Search: Over yonder where the bed used to be is the chifferobe. He could get you rolling when he was talking about coon hunting, Uncle Versey and his cousin Marcel. Over the past couple of years, writers at The American Thinker have had trouble keeping their demagoguery straight. One bite of something really good to eat would "Make a rabbit slap a hound." Jerry Clower comedy monologue: "My First Banana." They ‘s all hangin’ on that ol’ truck. Road trips are hot right now. Me and my brother Sonny and my Mama lived in a house one time what had a double fire place. One on each corner. Bout that time here come Uncle Vercy Ledbetter and Aunt (ain’t) Pet in their ol’ truck. Is anything more fun than a kid's first fish? Everybody heard ‘um comin’, the fenders rattlin’: [sounds of flopping fender: blopgablopgablopgablopgablopga]! That’s right! “So good gracious alive…” Sonny was squallin’. The folks cheered, “Haaawg! , Don't waste today on tomorrow-Hankus FPG 10, . He calls it a “fine arts experience.” Not entirely ignoring the less-refined arts, Reggie has a reputation for reciting Jerry Clower’s comedy routines. You know a man is a redneck if the front porch falls, it'll always kill about four dogs. Search these fun family escapes. Squallin’. ing breakfast is a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Not sure the name of it but the one where Marcell (I think it was) takes the chainsaw to the screen door and they gave him the beer joint. Runs from New Orleans to Chicago (Chi-car-go) n back. What that means is you sit in the one room in front of the fireplace and right directly across the backside of that fire is another fireplace what’s hooked to the same chimney. While there is no commodity to buy, a consumer market for such intangibles as travel or train enthusiasm (or even model railroading) is being served. I usually work on this when I can't sleep. Me n Marcel had prayed that we’d one day get enough’a money to ride that train, an’ finally the federal government bought us a ticket on it. I read in the paper the other day where a woman went to the grocery store and bought a jar of vagi-gel…then sued the grocery store because she said she put it on toast and eat it…and then she got pregnant, she sued ‘em! The waste disposal apparatus is located at the rear of this central section. See more ideas about monroe la, monroe louisiana, louisiana. He said he was invited to a rattlesnake roundup where the snakes were the main dish. Jerry Clower completed seven years of education, attended Mississippi State University and graduated in 1951. If you call my phone, You get "Pet Peeve"...... " God said, first time he saw that old collie dog, he thought he was a lion too!". The central portion houses a hydro-chemical conversion plant. Whoo, you better believe that’d stop it! It is encased in untanned leather, and mounted on four vertical, moveable, supports. Jim Ed Brown - "I Write the Songs." An’ a fella come walkin down through that train, had a basket in each hand, sayin’ “Apples, oranges, bananer’s! I've seen 'em walk in the sheriffs office and say, "Sheriff, please let my mama outta jail. It’s her fault! And they stomped the fire out! Cause he just had to have enough money to go by and visit with his friends at one of them places side the road fore he goes home in the evenin'. Oct 24, 2020 - Explore Deanne Williams's board "Monroe,La is home", followed by 774 people on Pinterest. I oughta get a law passed that some judge or another can say ‘that’s silly, you can’t try that.’ Or do like Europe does, you bring up a lawsuit in Europe I understand if you lose you pay their lawyer. 3 1/2 cups flour 1 cup sugar 1 teaspoon salt 3 teaspoons baking powder 1 cup milk 1/4 cup shortening, melted 1 egg 2 cups chopped pecans Mix flour, sugar, salt, and baking powder. Me n Marcel had been homesick 5 hours and 59 minutes. Apr 15, 2016 - Explore Terri Allen's board "funny stories", followed by 214 people on Pinterest. I bought another Jerry Clower cd the other day: "Shoot up here amongst us...one of us has got to have some relief!" Basically, they can't decide whether President Obama is a mortal threat to the republic because he's too Nazilike or because he's not Hitlerian enough. Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by model49, Feb 12, 2010. model49 Registered Member. Here come Mama with the lamp, a holdin up above her head, “What in the world has happened to you youngin’s?”, And I’m layin in the bed gigglin’ “Heeheehee HEEheeheehee”. Aunt Pet Ledbetter had her bonnet, tellin ‘um “‘ho stomp over here, (he-y-ah) get (geet) it out!” whomp whomp! When I read all the above I thought of a (real) joke of his. tip: austen words:10000-50000 sort:title. She sues MacDonalds and what happens? Do ya’ll know what a double fireplace is? Every night, Sonny, after I got in the bed and got it warm he’d get him a big runnin’ start ‘boogadee boogadee boogadee’ here he’d come and he’d leave the floor and jump up in my back up in the middle of that bed. The crowd gathered with their arms folded. It took that long to get Mecuricome dabbed on him where all them splinters had stuck into him. An all of them was a sittin’ there lookin’ at it. And you know a man is a redneck if there's two boys in the same family named Jr. You know a man is a redneck when he calls sardines and spam Hors d'œuvres. I love em all. I saw one the other day, had a thousand different things that you can look for to identify a redneck. The front end contains the cutting and grinding mechanism, as well as light sensors, an air inlet and exhaust, a bumper, and a foghorn. Stir in the pecans. Saw Jerry twice on stage and met him once. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. We got on that train. I finished supper one evenin, and went over to the Ledbetter house and they ‘s eatin’ supper. And you could hear Uncle Vercy scream just like lightenin’ had struck ‘im. http://search.playlist.com/tracks/jerry clower. Jerry Clower Transcripted ... Our First Banana Summary: I'm going to start putting pronunciations in so you can get a better idea of the accent he used. In this case, you'd be wrong. That’s where we took our boot camp: Camp Perry, Virginia. It was pretty good; I just cant get enough of those stories. The Paterno family issued a statement saying the statue's removal "does not serve the victims of Jerry Sandusky's horrible crimes or help heal the Penn State community." Nashville on the Road season 3 episode guide on TV.com. Talkin’ about being responsible, good gracious! No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child. This story I am about to tell ye, the inspiration comes to me from the Lieutenant Governor of the great state of Georgia, Mr. Zell Miller! Waaagh! And Aunt Pet jumped up and finally got the lamp lit, and there was 5 forks stickin’ out the back of Uncle Vercy’s hand. Chapter 3: The Burnin Building Chapter Text. It was in the middle of the summer, big drought, no water, everybody knew if a building caught on fire (f-ah-re) it ‘as gone. Havilah Babcock. In brief the extremely visible features are: two lookers, two hookers, four stand-uppers, four hanger-downers, and a swishy-whishy. Later, Jim Ed Brown, Jerry Clower and Bill Mack and a syndicated radio and tv show called "Country Crossroads" (funded by the Southern Baptist Convention) that ran for several years. The man is a trip!!!!! Not where they'd be easy to shoot." Jerry’s first job was in the US Navy, and as a child he enjoyed football. For example I'd say: "The tooth fairy use ta give 50 cents for a tooth not just a quarter." You know a man is a redneck if his mama keeps a spit-can on the ironin' board. An’ they run right up on the sidewalk, an right up in the middle of the fire. One Saturday evenin’ a building caught on fire. Jerry Clower, The Mouth of the South, was a great comedian. YOU'D THINK a two-way driver would be a bit of a drop-off from the three-way. Please consider turning it on! See more ideas about Christian comedians, Jerry, Comedy. (Or’lns) Fastest train in the world. Haaaawh, that city of New Orleans. Well let a good ole boy give ya just a few ways you can know a redneck. That’d stop it! I've made it a mission to transcribe as many of Jerry Clower's stories and jokes as I can. (dub-yell), Lanel, Odell, Eudel, Marcel, Claude, Newgene, and Clovis. He was workin' at somethin'. (Or’lns) Fastest train in the world. https://www.last.fm/music/Jerry+Clower/Jerry+Clower's+Greatest+Hits If you asked an adult old as I am, what grow’d up in the country; we were taught some manners when were youngin’s. "To find birds you've got to go where they are. We’d been on that train 6 hours. They put it slap out! We had manners, I’ll tell you now. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. Jerry Clower Transcripted kat_hollifield13. You ate (eht) yer bananer yet?”, He said “Well, don’t. He was my favorite comedian and his wholesome comedy is great for all ages. Now you’d sit there and want it some kind of bad; but you know’d better than to take it offa the plate. NulloModo. This section also contains the heating plant complete with automatic temperature controls, pumping station, and main ventilating system. 130 year old recipe from the Texas wagon train days. A cow is a completely automatic milk manufacturing machine. 142 guests Directly I heard him comin ‘boogadee boogadee boogadee’ here he come; I felt the air from him, when he run by the door right there where I was layin’ ‘phft’ and his feet left the floor and it sounded like for several seconds he was up in the air, Whoomb whoomb whoomb whoomb he come down flat of his stomach skidded across that ole wooden floor and his head hit the far side of that room right under the chifferobe Whoomb and jarred the whole house. So you can rest assured 100% of the time that a mans always a redneck if he's got a bunch of ole second hand cars and just half of 'em will crank. See more ideas about funny stories, christian comedians, southern humor. That’s right! I's the one that started that fight.". Me n Marcel Ledbetter joined the Navy. The difference was marked, and for the better. My brother Sonny would always make me sit in front of this fireplace until I’d get so sleepy that I’d fall out in the floor, or either have to walk around in the dark by myself and go to bed. Whenever a eighty year old woman goes to MacDonalds and buys a cup of hot coffee, and comes back and sits down in her car and sticks the coffee ‘tween her legs…and she’s driving the car with one hand and fumbling with the lid with the other…spills the coffee on herself, scalds herself! See more ideas about alabama, walker evans, history. Mix milk with melted shortening and egg; add to the flour mixture. When marcel stopped the banana train..... "Wanna buy a 'possum!?". A lot of people in this country have bought books defining what a redneck is. Jerry’s father worked as a railroad employee and his mother was a stay at home mom. See what Betty Christy (ibet71) has discovered on Pinterest, the world's biggest collection of ideas. (Sounds with mouthful)”, Marcel said *sound of spitting* “Jerry? You just might learn a thing or two about everything from lovin' each other to life in the 1920s - 1950s. 3. And the railroad car we ‘as ridin’ in got jet, black, dark. Had all of the youngin’s with ‘um: Ardel, Burnel, Raynel, W.L. Into the fire! Watching the building burn, cause there ain’t no water. Haaaawh, that city of New Orleans. One of the greatest comedians of all time and to my knowledge, never heard him use any profanity during his performances. Marcel got that bananer and hung his fingernails in the top of it and commenced to sliding his fingernails up and down that bananer, an snatched it open, scooped him out a mouthful of that bananer with his hand, popped it up in his mouth. Or any youngin’ who ever lived I’ll guarantee ya. as well as Me n Marcel got on that train headed to Camp Perry, Virginia. May 3, 2012 - Explore Historic Images of America's board "Vintage Alabama", followed by 1349 people on Pinterest. ... "Train '45" (bluegrass) Jerry Clower comedy monologue: "Steel Marbles." Get your apples, oranges, bananer’s!” Marcel said “Jerry, what is a bananer?” 4. I grow’d up at Route 4, Liberty, Mississippi. Here's one my dad used and I never understood as a kid. Marcel said “Jerry, Jerry! See more ideas about christian comedians, southern humor, jerry. Mar 5, 2014 - COMEDY ROUTINES. left kudos on this work. ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ You must log in or register to reply here. To place an order or for customer service, call toll-free 1-800-336-4627 or outside the United States, call 1-610-649-7565 Sep 6, 2018 - Explore John Doe's board "Best of Jerry Clower", followed by 995 people on Pinterest. This story I am about to tell ye, the inspiration comes to me from the Lieutenant Governor of the great state of Georgia, Mr. Zell Miller! This night he sweated me, until I went on in there, I felt my way around through the kitchen and through the side room and then back into the bed, and when I got back into the bedroom on the other side of the fireplace I saw Mama had moved the furniture. Jerry Clower was one of my favorite comedians. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. Just as I walked into the room, there is the bed right by the door. Here they come! regachoisiah and Rissayn Posted January 31, 2005. "We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,” - Joe Biden, October 2020, I think when Uncle Versey went to court is my favorite. That SP8B sings in that Gough enclosure -- good high end, great midrange presence and deep bass that's just the right amount of low end. Rattlesnake was cooked in all fashions. (h-E-rows) They put out the fire.”, They passed a hat, took up a collection, took up 31 dollars. I wish there’s some way I could do without some of these idiotic lawsuits. Jerry Clower's Ghost February 20, 2020 @ 3:07 pm Just the other day I told my cousin, Marcelle Ledbetter, my favorite thing about 2020 is it’s an election cycle, and I just can’t wait til we start getting political on SCM again, because I am so ready to rumble with these punks!! My favority Jerry Clower story is "Sitting up with the Dead". Williamsburg, Virginia. This consists of four fermentation and storage tanks, connected in series by an intricate network of flexible plumbing. An’ they ‘s all sittin’ around the table there; Marcel an Claude an Newgene an Aunt Pet Ledbetter…Missus Ledbetter as everybody affectionately called her…an they called Mister Ledbetter, Uncle Vercy. Jerry Clower. I think my favorites are … I got seven grandchildren, them happy meals is killing me! And said it wasn’t her responsibility it was the grocery store’s responsibility because that jar of vagi-gel was on a shelf not far from the jellies and jams department! Get your apples, oranges, bananer’s!”, I said “I don’t have no idea (I-dee). Joined: Aug 21, 2007 Messages: 2,773. At the rear is the dispensing apparatus and an automatic flyswatter. The Ledbetter’s, they’re heroes! A serious audiophile, Reggie enjoys testing the limits of his speakers with Bach’s best organ music. Cause there wasn’t no water, they just couldn’t draw it up fast enough to put out no fire. Well, they was all sittin’ around the table and there’s one piece of chicken left right in the middle of the platter. Peel it.”. You know a man is a redneck if his mama has got in a fistfight at a high school sporting event. Caught that fast train. Watch all 23 Nashville on the Road episodes from season 3,view pictures, get episode information and more. I grow’d up at Route 4, Liberty, Mississippi. The price of mine and your hamburgers go up! Me n Marcel Ledbetter joined the Navy. Not where they ought to be. the first time i ever heard of Jerry was on a Boy Scout camping trip. Said “How do ya eat ‘em?”, Feller said “Pull that yeller part off. And about that time the train went into a tunnel. An’ they jumped off and took off their overhaul jumpers an went to floppin’ and stompin’ the fire: whalm! Well let me tell ya on the front, I've never seen a redneck that didn't have a job. Mar 12, 2014 - Explore Marilyn Petitjean's board "Jerry Clower", followed by 502 people on Pinterest. An’ the crowd parted cause they ‘as comin’ pretty fast. Never ever would you be caught takin’ the last piece a chicken offa the plate…or the last biscuit. Chapter Text. I'm going to start putting pronunciations in () so you can get a better idea of the accent he used. Jerry Clower Transcripted kat_hollifield13. The Banana Splits: We're the Banana Splits; Decca DL-75075; 1969 (TV show) ... 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